u/naughty_sneaky

in his 70s (i think), white (i think), white hair, disheveled. first he kind of jumped out in front of me in front of mr nancy’s and said something unintelligible. i was smoking and happened to be taking a drag right at that moment so then he said “OOOH, suck it.” (that was the only part i understood)

i don’t normally post this stuff and part of me is just like “lol,”but his vibe was pretty unstable and i felt slightly rattled—which doesn’t usually happen with these interactions. so i figure it couldn’t hurt to give other ridgewood gals a heads up. but on the bright side he’s pretty old so we could probably beat his ass.

also curious if anyone knows who i’m talking about, and if so, what his deal is