Looking for Funny Words for My Braces
I am getting huge custom braces soon that I will be completely unable to hide and will be in pretty much whenever I'm in public. Because I get enough questions on my crappy little not as noticable as needed ones I want some funny words to talk about them. I also definitely name my medical devices and stuff and it makes me like them more and more confident.
They are plastic and cloth, mostly, both feet but up to the knees, like very tall and obvious, with galaxies on them. Both wrists to the point that I can't really use them a ton and no use of my thumbs (yes we're still doing strengthening blah blah blah not currently looking for any comments on my disabilities etc I am working with specialists). Those ones are just black unless I can figure it out to add patches and then still work on be put on able, and some of the things keeping them on kind of look like the ties for ballet shoes? Trying to give you some ideas to work with.
I personally like cyborg references but they're definitely not metal and I am down for any you can come with! You will not hurt my feelings if anything I will be more comfortable with funny phrases. Not necessarily down for making fun of like my personality or whatever but definitely down to make fun of my body, the braces, the way I walk/move, etc.
Lay it on me! They're not done yet or I'd attach pictures but they were made with full on molds so not a two second process.