u/mralex

They're making headlines.

Doctor says to me, "You'll have to be a little patient."

… it only had 64 trilobytes of memory.

He looks like an Olympic gymnast, and she's barely able to keep from drooling. He asks her, "Do you need help bringing these bags to your car?" She says, "Yes, please." As they're walking out, she thinks I have to make some kind of move. She taps his arm, and whispers, "I've got an itchy pussy." He says, "What?" She says slightly louder, "I've got... an itchy... pussy." He looks confused, and says, "I'm sorry, could you say that one more time please?" She stops and say clearly, "I'VE GOT AN ITCHY PUSSY." He say, "Sorry, lady, you'll have to point it out to me. All these Japanese cars look the same."

He responds, "I'll be it doesn't."

The man goes home and tells his wife--it's tragic, but there's nothing to be done.

They go to bed... he's reflecting on his life... and looks at his wife, and thinks... one more time. He wakes her up... and they make love.

She goes back to sleep, but he can't sleep... and he looks at her again.. and thinks.. I gotta have it. He wakes her up, and they have sex.

She goes back to sleep again. The hours pass. The sun will soon be up. He thinks, better to die happy.... and he nudges his wife again..."How about it?"

She looks at him angrily and says, "LOOK. I have to get up in the morning... YOU don't!"