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1. Fernando Mendoza: B. Memorable but kinda long
2. Arvell Reese: B+. Not bad but doesn't roll off the tongue as well as some of the others
3. David Bailey: C-. Very generic. Expected more from a projected top 5 pick
4. Jeremiyah Love: A-. Great, last makes for some good puns and I like the y in Jeremiyah
5. Sonny Styles: A+. Iconic. Love it. Bonus points for alliteration
6. Francis Mauigoa: C+. It's alright, last name is cool I guess
7. Carnell Tate: B+. Carnell is a unique name and Tate has some aura, but could be awkward to say
8. Caleb Downs: B+ Simple but works well.
9. Reuben Bain Jr: A+ Absolutely menacing name for an edge rusher, and bonus points for the Jr.
10. Mansoor Delane: A-. No complaints but not as good as some of the other ones here
11. Spencer Fano: B+. Not very flashy but memorable and rolls of the tongue well
12. Makai Lemon: A. Very memorable name, Lemon is an awesome last name and Makai ain't bad
13. Monroe Freeling: A. Very offensive lineman sounding name
14. Jordyn Tyson: B-. I usually like alternate spellings but the y in Jordyn was not needed
15. Jermod McCoy: A+. Perfect. Whoever thought of the name Jermod needs an award
16. Olaivavega Ioane: A-. Otherwise mid but the Vega nickname adds tons of aura
17. Kenyon Sadiq: C. Doesn't really roll off the tongue that well
18. Dillon Thieneman: C+. Sounds cool but too long
19. Kadyn Proctor: B-. Not bad
20. Keldric Faulk: B+. Memorable but sort of hard to say.
21. Akheem Mesidor: A-. Awesome and unique
22. Omar Cooper Jr: C-. Very generic but the Jr. saves it
23. Emmanuel McNeil-Warren: F. Horrible
24. Kevin Concepcion: B+. Didn't like it at first but it's growing on me
25. Blake Miller: C+. Not very memorable
26. Caleb Lomu: C. A bit awkward
27. Denzel Boston: A-. Auraful name for a wide receiver. Reminds me of Drake London
28. Peter Woods: B. Not bad but not that memorable
29. T.J. Parker: B+. Initials are cool
30. Max Iheanachor: C- Meh.
31. Kayden McDonald: B+. Really cool
32. Avieon Terrell: A-. Avieon is a unique name and Terrell is pretty solid but it might just be the family bias

Mike Washington Jr. has skyrocketed up draft boards since the combine, with some mock drafts having us take him as high as 64, and I can see why: 6'1" 223, 4.33 40-yard dash, 1.51 10-yard split, 39" vertical, 10'8" broad jump. He's a freak athlete for sure and had a great 2025 season at Arkansas, but in my opinion he has way too many red flags to be taken anywhere in the first three rounds of the draft.

When I watch Washington's film, his vision is pretty mediocre, he has 0 lateral agility and he doesn't break tackles nearly often enough for someone of his size. He has great burst but that's about it. If I had to describe Washington, he's like DK Metcalf as an RB. He has the athleticism but has no idea what to do all that. It also took him until his 5TH YEAR in college to break out, historically has had problems with ball security (15 career fumbles) and isn't a great pass blocker. Oh, did I also mention he's going to be a 23 year-old rookie?

I wouldn't take Mike Washington Jr. anywhere before Day 3.