I thought you lovely folks might enjoy the fun encounter I had today.
After many years of commuting about two hours to a different city to see a specialist, I finally got around to finding a doctor in my city. The doctor is a resident, so the attending was also in the room at different points of the appointment. The attending doctor saw the tote bag I carry, which is "My body is a temple to destruction." I didn't think about the irony until the attending doctor asked about it. The resident paused, looked at my bag, then asked "Are you a pigeon?" I excitedly said yes and said she was the first person to recognise the origin.
Later when discussing my other health issues, she said "I'm assuming the glasses aren't because a pirate therapist named Frank stole your eye?"
The attending doctor was very confused, but it was probably the most entertaining doctor appointment I've ever had. Idk if she's on this subreddit, but just in case, hi Dr. L!