u/johtobay

Just passed 9x odds on Piplup. I started this hunt in the Summer of 2022 and this is by far the longest hunt i've ever done. Is it even real? I see the sparkles in my sleep, i see this penguin everywhere i go. He's taken over my social life, my work life balance is gone, i divorced thrice, my kids don't want to see their old man anymore because he's incapable of finding a silly discolored pocket monster.

I'm one with the piplup, the piplup is one with me.

He's in my walls, i can see him taunt me in my dreams.

Will it ever end?

99% of gamblers quit right before they win big.

(No but seriously, 73.730 resets so far, we can't stop now)

((Thanks for listening to the rants of a madman, I'm starting to sound like that one crazy mage in Skyrim))