u/interpol-interpol

after being called out on this subreddit for lying about not being served properly, chelsea went live today to set the record straight!

first the story was that she went outside to grab the rug which been delivered and at that time had noticed that the packet had been "flopped on the porch." she "didn't even know it had been delivered" and she didn't sign for it.

now the story is that thought she was signing for her rug and didn't even notice that she was being served when she had signed for the packet. i guarantee you this "correction" wouldn't have been spoken of at all if this subreddit hadn't called her out on the lie! but, to give her some credit, maybe she really is that monumentally stupid as to think the clearly delivered package on the porch and the fedex person asking her to sign for it had nothing to do with one another. says a lot about her mindset that she would assume she hadn't been properly served rather than, uh, that the thing she signed for was the legal paperwork she was required to sign for.

she really is this subreddit's most loyal reader!

u/interpol-interpol — 12 hours ago

...why did chelsea suarez lie about being served?

>"Yeah. I was served yesterday, kind of. Kind of....

>I feel like you can't just like flop, you know, flop it on the porch... like on someone's front porch. And that's what they did. Like, I didn't even know it was delivered.

>I went outside because... our new rug had been delivered. And then I looked down and I was like, what the fuck is that? ..

>...Even if it's just done by the, you know, US Marshals, the, like, stipulation there is that you have to, like, you can leave it at someone's dwelling, but you have to leave it with someone who is, like, over 18, I guess...

>Anyways, or you have to like leave it with that person who it's for, and that wasn't done. So then if I say like, hey, I was not properly served, then like then what?"

clipped from her May 1st, 2026 live.

court documents today show that she was properly served. the packet required a direct signature, and the court documents provide a copy of her signature.

why lie about this?

u/interpol-interpol — 1 day ago

Today Chelsea shouted out "her favorite Canadian" @thedadchallengepodcast and said "that's my brother right there." Here's what her favorite Canadian stands for.

genuinely sickening

u/interpol-interpol — 4 days ago