My Mrs is baking bread, and a head?
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I thought she was baking a cabbage patch doll head at first glance.
u/iShitSkittles — 17 hours ago
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YouTuber Tommy G - Investigating Israeli Terrorism in the West Bank.
It's real when investigative journalists start their videos with the disclaimer "I love my kids, I love my family and I am in perfect health".
I don't know how this is being allowed to happen with impunity and zero intervention... what a world we live in.
u/iShitSkittles — 22 hours ago
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What do you do if you come across a green alien?
You wipe it off and wait till it's ripe...
u/iShitSkittles — 6 days ago
▲ 9 r/dadjokes
What car does Tarzan drive?
A Mazda tree too tree!
u/iShitSkittles — 6 days ago
State trooper gets collected while doing a traffic stop/dui check, walks it off (you guessed it) like a trooper! - no death /only minor injuries.
15 March 2026
Westchester County, NY
•NY State Trooper was on a traffic stop evaluating a driver for DUI.
•A Chevy Suburban crashed into the patrol car - which pushed the stopped vehicle into the Trooper.
•The Trooper suffered only minor injuries
u/iShitSkittles — 19 days ago
Robot waiter glitches out in the middle of a busy restaurant.
News source: https://www.ndtv.com/offbeat/watch-dancing-robot-suddenly-glitches-shocking-diners-in-california-11228620/amp/1
It's like it heard the beat drop and lost all control!
u/iShitSkittles — 24 days ago
Dirty deeds, done dirt nap.
This fella mustn't've received an invite to the afternoon get together so instead, he thought he'd shut down the festivities...
Turns out that karma had other ideas and an afternoon dirt nap was in order...
u/iShitSkittles — 1 month ago