u/iQuarky
Ma-maaa, Ba-baaa! In-laws show up uninvited, temper tantrums are incited. Speak in English, SPEAK IN ENGLISH!
u/iQuarky — 21 hours ago
▲ 29 r/americandad
🎶 What do you do when your mom’s unhappy? Jerry left her feeling crappy! Sing her a shanty nice and snappy, wash her in the bathtub! Wash, wash, wash your VJ! Scrub, scrub your VJ! Rinse, rinse, rinse your VJ! Next we’ll do your tushy! 🎶
u/iQuarky — 21 hours ago
TAKE THAT, SIR! BEHOLD! A grown man weeping like a— Ow… ow…
u/iQuarky — 5 days ago
▲ 35 r/americandad
When you thought you’re done defeating the final boss and all you hear next is: 🎶 STELIO! STELIO KONTOS! 🎶
u/iQuarky — 5 days ago