I am sexually attracted to wikipedia articles
Look, i know how this sounds like. I’ve seen the memes about “the average wikipedia editor” but I’ve reached a point of degeneracy that I need to get off my chest because I cant tell anyone in my real life
I dont go to the hub or the usual sites anymore. The overproduced, high definition, neon lit industry stuff just feels… fake. Its too perfect for me
For the last six months, my go to been Wikipedia. Specifically the “human reproductive system” or “human sexual activity” articles
There is something about that clinical and sterile and educational aesthetic that absolutely blows me up. When I scroll through the vaginal intercourse page and I see those “educational photos” the ones that are taken in a bedroom with mediocre lightning from 2007 or those weirdly detailed anatomycal diagrams, it hits different. It feels raw. Its like I am seeing something I am not supposed to see. Even though its there for science.
The best part is the SVG diagrams. I dont know whats wrong with me but seeing a cross-section of the pelvic region with everything labeled in helvetica font? Its peak. Ill be sitting there, hand on my mouse, reading about the “stages of the human sexual response cycle” like its a religious text while i do my business.
I’ve even started recognizing the recurring people. Like theres that one specific couple in the “positions” gallery that shows up in half the article. They feel like old buddies at this point.
The worst part is that I start to get “educational blue balls” if the article doesnt have enough citations. I’ll find myself clicking through the “see also” section just to keep the momentum going. I’ll go from semen to ejaculation to the refractory period in a 20-tab spiral of academic lust
My girlfriend asked me why my search history is full of “clitoral anatomy” and “tumescence”. I told her that I was just “expanding my horizons and staying informed for the bed part *wink*”. I was not lying
Am I the only one who finds the creative commons license the most erotic thing on the internet? Please tell me I am not alone