u/fletchette

Which is a problem because it's a controlled substance in my state. Thankfully I had a photo of my ID and they were willing to accept that as a one time exception. As the pharmacist handed me my bag she said "just... Try to remember your ID next time, okay?"

Um, ma'am? You're a pharmacist. What do you think Adderall is prescribed for, exactly? You think I'm steering this ship?

Anywho I got home and frantically looked everywhere for my ID. I found it: it was in my wallet. The whole time. I had it with me. It was just behind my student ID so I didn't see it. This is the life I live