Sperm stole my aliens
My friends Xanthol and Phlerm were visiting, and when I woke up, they were gone. I'm pretty sure that some sperm came through and stole my aliens. I don't think it was a dream because the front door was open. It was a totally normal night. We teleported to Waffle House, then went home for the night. When I woke up, my aliens were gone.
u/fireeight — 10 hours ago