u/fartonme

Underrated jokes/gags

There are several scenes that consistently get quoted as "funniest" - the roundabout scene in season 4, border crossing in season 2, Jesper Society in season 5. I'm rewatching now for the millionth time and trying to take note of underappreciated jokes that don't often get mentioned.

Which are your favorite?

Here are some of mine:

-Hot Baby, the hot sauce for babies

-The entire concept of Surviving Essex, such a perfect parody of the plethora of police procedurals with really dumb premises

-Liquorice calling Chantal CHAN-tuhl

-When the second chair prosecuting attorney goes up to Polly and says "I have good news and bad news" and she makes him leave and do it again

-Leading Women to Lead lady: "They're all Greek, which is... new... for us"

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u/fartonme — 4 days ago

Womens exercise clothing - help!

I live a very sedentary lifestyle + work an office job and would like to start moving more to build strength and endurance. I'm 33 and have noticed I tire more easily and am less sure on my feet than I was in my 20s. However, workout clothes intimidate the hell out of me as a midsize/plus size woman (is size 18 even midsize?!).

What do y'all wear to exercise? I'm a total newbie and my main goals are to feel stronger and more agile. I am strictly NOT tracking weight or weighing myself.

Issues I've run into in the past:

-Sports bras that ride up in the band

-Inner thigh chafing when wearing shorts (I've tried all the glide-on products like Bodyglide with very little success)

-Pants/shorts bunching up at the crotch

-Leggings that constantly ride down, forcing me to pull them up every 30 minutes

I'm in the US and don't want to spend a fortune. I don't do Amazon. Old Navy is about my price point - do they still make decent active wear? Any specific plus size brands you'd recommend? Thanks!

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u/fartonme — 5 days ago
▲ 402 r/hygiene

USA. I work in a smallish office, 30 employees with anywhere from 10-20 people in the office at any one time. Our bathrooms stock Charmin Ultra Soft toilet paper, the kind with the scalloped edges ("Smooth Tear"), which works fine and is nice and plush for #1. However, when going #2 at work, I find that it rips and pills easily when wiping and I can never get that fully clean feeling because the paper breaks upon wiping and leaves residue. At home I use the Kirkland brand which is much stronger and is not prone to breaking. A delightfully clean wipe.

Is there a professional, non gross way I can bring this up to our wonderful office manager, who is in charge of all office supply purchases? I'd rather not have to talk about my anus in the process, especially because she is also our HR person.

Edit: lol didn't anticipate this ruffling so many feathers

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u/fartonme — 17 days ago