u/emilyflinders

Guy sitting next to me at the airport. Keep in mind it’s 9:00am.

Talking to his phone on face time with headphones on so I couldn’t hear the other party.

“Are you gonna contribute to my casino trip?”

“Yeah my mom’s gonna be f-in cooking and clean yeah my mom’s gonna be yeah. My mom’s cool though. She loves me.”

“I gotta tell ya I’m low key drunk already.”