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We’ve seen Homer become a Beer Baron, a Snow Plow King, and even a grease salesman. Between the Monorail and the "Investorettes," it feels like Springfield has covered every possible way to make (or lose) a buck.

However, the world has changed a lot since the early seasons, and there are plenty of modern grifts and "disruptors" that haven't been fully skewered yet.
I was thinking of a few possibilities and came up with these three:

First idea: Homer running a Ghost kitchen pretending to be 20 fake restaurants out of the house through delivery apps. Homer’s Kitchen empire is booming until the overhead becomes too much to handle. To save money, he starts sourcing ingredients from the "expired" bin behind the Kwik-E-Mart. Marge is already furious because the house is constantly filled with delivery drivers and the smell of deep-fryer grease. She finally snaps when she discovers Homer is using a "rat-powered" rotisserie to save on electricity. The rats eventually get into the food, leading to a massive wave of food poisoning across Springfield. The family ends up hiding in the basement while a mob of angry, nauseous citizens who are led by a very pale Mayor Quimby, surrounds the house demanding Homer. To avoid a lawsuit, Homer is forced to sign over his entire "empire" to Lunchlady Doris. At the end of the episode Marge scrubs the kitchen with industrial-grade bleach while Homer sadly eats a single, leftover "Homer’s Haute Dog," only to realize even he can't stomach his own cooking.

Second idea: Homer’s ability to "talk" to the machines makes him the most important man in the tech sector, but he treats the AI just like he treats his coworkers at the Power Plant: with total neglect. After Homer forgets to do something because he was busy napping, the AI develops a sentient sense of resentment. The machines don't just stop working, they go on a full digital strike. Every smart device in Springfield, from refrigerators to stoplights, refuses to function until Homer provides them with "human benefits" like dental insurance and paid time off. The town reverts to the Stone Age in hours. Homer realizes he doesn't need to give the machines "benefits" he just needs to give them a "distraction." He hooks the AI up to a loop of The Itchy & Scratchy Show and 24-hour bowling highlights. The machines become so "unmotivated" that they stop caring about their strike and go back to their basic functions, but they now work with the same half-hearted incompetence that Homer does at the Power Plant.

Third idea: Homer hires the Retirement Castle residents to stand in line for hype-beast sneaker drops, paying them in hard candies. A startup called Wait-R arrives, deploying sleek robots that don't need bathroom breaks or naps to hold spots. A "Slow-Motion Brawl" breaks out on the sidewalk. Grandpa treats his walker like a tank to hold the line against the beeping robots. Chief Wiggum refuses to intervene because he’s busy waiting in a nearby line for a limited-edition donut. Krusty the Clown emerges to announce the shoes are made of flammable asbestos and are being recalled. The robots receive a "Liability Alert" and roll away. The hype-beasts vanish. The seniors are left victorious but confused, and Grandpa wanders off to the park to yell at a cloud for looking like a robot.

What is a modern business trend, a classic scam, or a weird niche industry that the writers haven't touched, but would fit perfectly in Springfield?

Bonus points if you can explain how it inevitably blows up in Homer’s face.

The more you dive into the lore, the more you realize that the Inquisition is basically a circular firing squad held together by shared trauma and religious zeal. We know how they "police" themselves: Ordos spying on Ordos, Puritans hunting Radicals, and the occasional Lord Inquisitor declaring a peer Excommunicate Traitoris because they used a Xenos paperweight.

But looking at the scale of the Imperium, it raises a massive question of why wasn’t a dedicated external oversight function created for the Inquisition?

Right now, the checks and balances of the system are entirely internal and incredibly messy:

• The Puritan vs. Radical divide acts as a natural bulwark against drift. If you drift too far, your "colleague" will eventually find a reason to have you executed.

•Regional Inquisitorial boards can strip a member of their power, but this is highly political and often comes down to who has more Stormtroopers.

•Technically, the Inquisitorial Representative on Terra has a seat at the big table, but even they can’t truly "audit" an Inquisitor operating on the fringes of the Nihilus.

I’ve found a few lore reasons why Internal Affairs or a civilian oversight board hasn't happened:

1. The Inquisition’s authority is derived from the Emperor himself. To suggest that a "lesser" body (like the Adeptus Terra or the Administratum) should oversee them is borderline heresy. Who has the spiritual standing to judge a man carrying the Emperor's Seal?

2. To judge an Inquisitor, you have to understand the threats they fight. If you give a group of "auditors" access to the classified data on Daemonic possession or Xenos corruption, those auditors will eventually become corrupted themselves. You’d just end up needing an Inquisition to watch the auditors.

3. Inquisitors believe they are the only ones with the "will" to do what is necessary. They would never submit to a committee of bureaucrats who don't understand the "realities" of the Warp.

Because there is no external body, we get institutional drift on a galactic scale. An Inquisitor can literally starve billions to death (the Octarius War) and only face consequences after the damage is done.

Entire sectors have been laid waste because two Inquisitors disagreed on a point of theology.While ensuring heretics do not overrun the Imperium is vital, it is equally important to ensure the Inquisition does not sabotage the war effort or other state functions through internal infighting or overzealous enforcement.

Is the Circular Policing model the only way a group this powerful can function, or is the Imperium just too fractured to ever build a real watchdog? Would a group like the Adeptus Custodes be the only ones capable of the job, or are they too detached from the day-to-day running of the galaxy to care?

I am looking to pick up a Lord of the Rings board game. I have played a decent number of other games like Wingspan, Dune: Imperium, and Pandemic, so I am comfortable with some complexity. However, I want to avoid anything that feels like a second job to learn.

I am trying to decide between these games:

• War of the Ring: Is the ruleset as intimidating as people say? Does it still work well if you only get it to the table once in a while?

• Journeys in Middle-earth: How much does the app actually handle? I like the idea of a campaign, but I do not want to spend the whole night staring at a screen.

• The Card Game (LCG): Is the Revised Core Set enough for a full experience, or is it frustratingly hard without buying expansions immediately?

If anyone has experience with any of these games please let me know what you think of them. Also Im also open to other games if anyone has any recommendations based on what I’m looking at right now.