u/dldchhha

It's so at least one character gets a childhood. Do we really want Steve Cobs to be the only character to canonically have a childhood.

Like seriously MePhone4 really programmed the cast with mental issues.

OJ- Stress issues, OCD,,during the show was pursued by a woman relentlessly

Taco- Was created to be a twist villain. Also if every other II songs have visuals that are diagetic, doesn't that imply that Taco frequently suffers from visual hallucinations... like during Season 1 was all of Taco's manipulations were just her suffering from Psychosis.

Paper- Literally has PTSD

Pickle- Depression

Bow- Dead

Apple- Was literally created to be stupid.

Marshmallow- Canonically and Alchoholic.

Bomb- Imagine requiring what is essentially plastic surgery, just so you don't explode. Also acknowledge that gunpowder is still very volatile so any sudden movement is dangerous.

Paintbrush- Imagine never being allowed to feel any level of frustration or else your hair catches on fire.

Salt- Salt's attraction to OJ was her choice, but also, Salt wouldn't have been attracted to the guy if she wasn't given codependency problems alongside what I assume to be a hypersexuality disorder.

Lightbulb- Imagine being so fragile that alien energy is required to keep you alive. The Blueray is essentially just life support.

Pepper- Literally was created to physically be unable to have original thought. Pepper is a trend follower who has quite literally won a reward for codependency

Balloon- Watch Season 2, also on constant life support.

Nickel- Created with the idea of having almost zero worth or value. Keep that in mind whenever Nickel is sarcastic.

Knife- also dead.

Baseball- remember Season 2 when Baseball acted like a moody teen. Mephone4 really programmed baseball with preexisting trauma. Like imagine being created with PTSD, mephone did that to Baseball, giving Baseball the mental issues resulting in age regression.