No mosquitoes
My husband in bed, looking dreamy and trying to get my attention
Me with a mosquito racket: there are mosquitoes!
Him, giving me sexy eyes: there are no mosquitoes
Me, swatting: there are 3 mosquitoes!!
Him, beckoning: there are no mosquitoes
Me: there are, too!
Him, with a smile: so are there 3 or are there 2?
Me: fuck it there are no mosquitoes
(there were mosquitoes. Bites all over my backside but worth it)