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"Actually, that's not a monkey because, you see, the chimpanzee (Pan troglodytes) is classified as an ape, or more technically, a member of the superfamily Hominoidea."
"Well, whatever it is, can you get it to stop beating me to death with my own arm?"
u/celenovi — 6 days ago