u/buttplug7474

Okay, I know she LOOKS perfect and cute. Shes secretly evil and will eat any and all paper. She rips my cardboard cutout apart, eats posters off my walls, chews up cards and notes, leaves little paper scraps everywhere. She just uses her cuteness against you so you don't get mad. Booty Nipple is just a master manipulator, don't believe her lies.

I won't except any non roasts, she needs to be flamed and grilled and verbally assaulted for her crimes.

These two boys are the brothers of my baby girl I posted and they're so silly. Booty is mine, Toots (the tabby) is my mom's, and Squirt (white one) is my sisters.

(EDIT) her name is actually Booty Nipple I'm just ashamed that that's her real name 😭 This is Booty. Weirdest cat I've ever met and really really likes chewing anything paper or cardboard, such as all my posters, birthday cards, and my cardboard cutout of Daryl Dixon.

I have never loved a cat like I've loved her. Shes so funny and full of personality, and she likes to sit and watch movies with me which is often daily. Shes just so sweet and I'm so glad I got her. Her brothers names are Toots and Squirt