r/RoastMyCat

Image 1 — He keeps unraveling and shredding rolls of toilet paper. Look at that smug face. Roast him.
Image 2 — He keeps unraveling and shredding rolls of toilet paper. Look at that smug face. Roast him.
Image 3 — He keeps unraveling and shredding rolls of toilet paper. Look at that smug face. Roast him.
Image 4 — He keeps unraveling and shredding rolls of toilet paper. Look at that smug face. Roast him.
Image 5 — He keeps unraveling and shredding rolls of toilet paper. Look at that smug face. Roast him.
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He keeps unraveling and shredding rolls of toilet paper. Look at that smug face. Roast him.

Third pic is from today when I got home from work.

Last two were from a couple weeks back, when I caught him exiting the other bathroom and saw the toilet paper on the floor. Yes, he hits all bathrooms because he needs to send a clear message, whatever that may be.

u/scissormetimbers888 — 18 hours ago
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Roast Smokey for begging for his 16th meal of the day…

This is his disappointed face when he realized he got 5 greenies instead of a full meal. He even has his toy begging for food!!!

u/SurvivingLifeGirl — 8 hours ago

Roast the Hound because this 2023 photograph confirms that he has always looked like he got hit by a truck full of ugly tree lumber

This was also about 3 weeks after I started "fostering" him and he was still 99% Fuck You Up feral cat muscle and had not yet made sweet love to 12 tonnes of kibble

Also his first time ever wearing a collar and I kid y'all not this guy's straight up STRUTTED to make sure everybody could see that he was now an owned kitty

He doesn't wear collars nowadays only because they tend to make him cough when they squeeze at all, and if they don't squeeze he gets them stuck on shit and has a meltdown.

Hound's personal subreddit r/The_Hound BC (in case anyone wants to stalk him while he's still on the right side of the sod)

u/whenjacksattack — 4 hours ago
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Thug Life

Roast Henry for being a thug and punking me every time I walk into the kitchen. I have a ruthless kitchen-centered crybaby on my hands.

PS… that’s what happens when you find them in the trash. 💯 trash can kitty.

u/Girl-From-The-Wood — 16 hours ago
Week