u/birdsy-purplefish

Since we’re all here complaining about the presale, let’s talk about why it’s such a nightmare.

Since we’re all here complaining about the presale, let’s talk about why it’s such a nightmare.

The only mod who could stop me has abandoned their kingdom. Spam has swept across the land. Only God can stop me and she’s like “Nah, actually, you’re good”. So I‘m gonna post something semi off-topic because it’s relevant and informative.

The TLDR version is that Ticketmaster/LiveNation is a ruthless capitalist pig-demon and so are AXS and pretty much all the rest. Our politicians are a bunch of geriatric old fucks who take donations from companies like this so they either don’t care or deliberately allow it. It’s all a big racket.

If you’re like me and prefer reading to watching videos, or you just want to know more check this out:

https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2022/mar/14/john-oliver-ticketmaster-live-music-costs

>”*That investigation also found that Ticketmaster often holds back the vast majority of tickets from the general public for the resale market, where they are mostly bought by professional ticket brokers with bots – “as I’m sure you all assumed, all of those stupid ‘are you a robot?’ tests have very much not kept them all out,” Oliver quipped.

Brokers flip those tickets on the secondary market for a huge mark-up on sites like SeatGeek, Stubhub and Ticketmaster, again. “These sites badly want you to think of them as fan-to-fan marketplaces,” said Oliver. “But the truth is, resale sites are not just fan-to-fan at all.” A government accountability report from 2018 found that the “overwhelming majority” of ticket sales on these sites were conducted by professional ticket brokers, marked up  anywhere from 49% (on average) to as high as 7,000% (a One Direction concert).*”

And:

>”*When you take all of this together,” he later concluded, “**the reason tickets are so hard to get when they’re on sale is that they’re often not on sale**, and the reason they cost so much on the secondary market is that you’re paying exorbitant fees to the platform and might be buying from a broker or in rare cases, even from the artist themselves.””

https://www.reddit.com/r/Concerts/comments/1nop3z0/i_think_ticketmaster_just_admitted_to_me_how_they/ (Ticketbastard’s own resale market is a grift.)

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/california/2026/05/13/california-bill-aims-to-place-a-cap-on-resale-concert-ticket-prices/90050391007/# (This just happened a few days ago?! Sweet.)

https://www.theverge.com/policy/912689/live-nation-ticketmaster-antitrust-monopoly-trial-verdict

https://www.reddit.com/r/Music/comments/1t6ubzv/six_months_after_the_live_nation_settlement_heres/ Making them pay a tiny fine doesn’t do shit though.

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u/birdsy-purplefish — 13 hours ago

The Hard Times Wants to Recommend Angine de Poitrine to Everyone but They Can't Pronounce Their Name

Extremely serious punk news site The Hard Times wrote a full article about this one:

Help! I Want to Recommend Angine de Poitrine to everyone, but I Can’t Pronounce Their Name

>When I first saw the video of Angine de Poitrine playing live on KEXP, I honestly found the whole thing inexplicably unnerving. I don’t know if it was the costumes, the alien gibberish in the middle of “Fabienk”, of the fact that the music itself felt like I was having an anxiety attack that put me off at first, but after watching it 40 times since I can easily say they’re the most exciting and original band I’ve had the pleasure of listening to in quite a long time.

>As much as I’d like to spread their gospel to everyone I know, I cannot for the fucking life of me pronounce their name out loud, and I feel like an idiot.

>Okay, I can do this. Angie de Pottery. Fuck!

>I’m normally not into this kind of angular, math rock bullshit, but their new album “Vol. II” is like a drug, and I must be the pusher. I mean that fucking drummer! Now I just have to say it out loud without tripping over my own tongue. I mean, most of this is their fault for being from Quebec, right? High school French class should have prepared us for this.

>Hold on, wait. Agnus de, uh, Potty. Nope, terrible.

>Yes, I looked at their Wikipedia page on how to pronounce it, and no, I don’t have apraxia of speech, I think. This just isn’t making any sense. Why couldn’t they just be called Blibby and Blobby? They kind of look like that.

>Angina de Pouperri. This is impossible.

>It’s just that one time I was on a date with this super hot cultured woman, and she got up and left halfway through because I said Sufjan Steven’s name incorrectly. If I butcher the pronunciation of one more artist, I’m pretty sure my friends will stop talking to me.

>You know what, I’m just going to play dumb and get someone else to say their name first every single time. I’ll be like “hey, you know that ubiquitous, surrealist costumed French art rock band dominating music discourse” and hope like hell they’re more competent than I am at making words, because I just bought tickets to see them and I’m sweating bullets about anyone asking me about what shows I’m going to this summer.

>Whew, one more time. ANGINE DE POUTINE! Eh, close enough.

Not their best work, but I got a slight chuckle. Everyone knows it's Agony de Pointillism. 🙄

(Found on their Instagram.)

u/birdsy-purplefish — 6 days ago