walking downtown at night in a long skirt
smoking a cigarette, going to pick up some takeout. a guy in an alley asks "can I buy an extra cigarette off you, girl?" and I, in my 6-years-on-t-ass voice, respond "sorry man, this is my last one". put my cig out when I get to the restaurant to finish on my walk back. pick up my food, head back up the hill, same guy (who can now see my mustache) asks "hey bro, you got an extra cigarette?" I respond the same, he realizes im the same guy. I think its funny he offered to buy it when he thought i was a lady, not so much as some dude. just goes to show you. something.
u/aylonitkosem — 3 days ago