u/anhedoniac

im very happy with how it all went in the doodle slam this past few days and of course congratulations to pablo for winning it all and there is no doubt in my mind that he won 100% you all should accept that too but i am sorry i do not remember most or even all of what happened yesterday i think i need to take a break from all this no more drinking and no more of this darkness thank you orca for being brutal and direct about it i cant do this to myself anymore i need to heal after last night i cannot turn my neck or head fully anymore i am scared that i will soon lose all mobility in my entire body if i am not careful.

i have thought long and hard about what might be best for my recovery and i think what has helped most has been this community maybe i could even be given the privilege of becoming a moderator you know i could even send hei points i have just learned what the hei network is im still confused and i really only care about the dots i discovered dootle dots on the youtube you see but now i understand that this network has created my favorite show so that has to count for something.

anyway thats all i had to say everyone should accept that pablo won for sure he has the talent it was clear to me and everyone else with eyes and a brain so yeah congratulations again pablo and i will see you all later take care and as always god bless.

hello everyone and congratulations to all our poets first of all hats off to everyone who participated we are very proud of you and you have represented the dots in the best way possible we couldnt have this community without you we really mean that anyway it took a long time to calculate the winners in a fair way and to really see how the scores were that everyone got mixed with skill and passion and having that spark to see who can really take it all anyway i am proud to announce our five winners drumroll please brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr our five winners are /u/pablojueves /u/luvthelemur /u/anhedoniac /u/bloatedsnake430 /u/pumpkinhead01

congratulations for making it into the final round everyone we are rooting for you and hoping you can be the one to take it all we believe in you and thank you for spreading doodle dot cheer and on that note cheers to everyone i finally smuggled some more alcohol into my room and this will really help me to write the best poem imaginable tonight just you wait for that its gonna be a doozy ha ha ha ha taking my first sip now ahhhhh thats better anyway as always have a great day wherever you are and god bless.

ok and also congratulations to /u/invaderskooj you are also a winner lucky you god bless.

if anyone can help point me in the right direction that would be great im not really a tech guy ha ha ha anyway good luck to all you poets and god bless.

can i just say how happy and moved i am that you have all been brave enough to share your talents with all of us here and kudos to everyone who participated my ward how many talented people we have here who would have thought it possible wow.

i really did enjoy all of these poems but as you know only the cream of the crop rises to the top and there has to be winners and losers but i just wanted to say no one has really lost here if you dont get chosen to move on to the next round just remember that we love you and thank you for being a part of this community it is so wonderful to share this love together and you know it seems like this is the start of something truly beautiful it really really does.

so as an official judge on behalf of all the judges here i raise my glass to you and congratulate everyone without exception for submitting your poems and i thank you so very very much please continue developing your talents you are all so wonderful anyway as always god bless.

i dont remember very much or last night and i honestly feel very weird today but i am in sound mind and ready to judge today good luck everyone much love from frank and as always god bless.

hello all i had an idea that maybe we should think of tiebreaker ideas in here that would help out the ones overseeing this community and then they could take those ideas and make another poll where we decide what to do to break this tie I still cant believe it ended like that what a nailbiter as they say oh my ward.

lemur had some good ideas like a poetry contest or sonnet writing that could be good and some of my ideas could be best poem for a certain dot of the communitys choosing or maybe even an essay to write about what the dots mean to us or something i dont know how it would be judged but maybe we could figure it out and set some rules somehow and anyway this could be a good warmup for the real competition and then the people writing poems could see how it is done.

anyway let me know what you all this of this and i wish lemur luck he is a good friend of mine and you know of course no matter what happens i will respect the results and oh if the moderators dont like this idea then please disregard im just brainstorming here not a lot to do in this area of hospital all the tvs are broken and there isnt even a radio here so yeah anyway thank you for reading and as always god bless.

yes its true there is some accidental misinformation spreading but i am still here i can still judge regardless of some recent health scares and i promise that it will be a wonderful experience for everyone the hospital aides here said there will be no problem whatsoever with my involvement and all yes it truly will be great fun and i promise to truly seek for the top poet and poems its really going to be a beautiful thing of course i know all of you agree.

so anyway, luvislemur was fully mistaken i am still in it to win it as they say ha ha ha ha ha ha its all in good fun anyway please retract your statement friend we wouldnt want to confuse the voters anyway as always god bless.

cururently on m y 20tgh beer annd i dont give a FUCK anymore thihs whole thing is RIGGED but you know what it doesnt fukcing matter anbymore because im meetting with mr zhiyan and hhis secretary very soon they are fly8ing to me directtly from CHINA because THEY arre my truee friends now i see how itt is people no one vooting for me well I DONT CARE ANYMORE ha hah hahaha haha h go fuckc yourself

If the Queens are going to announce a new record coming out later this year, it would make the most sense, in my opinion, to do it sometime between now and June 29th, the first show of the upcoming SOAD/Queens/Acid Bath tour.

Two months is plenty of time to release a single, reveal the next album cycle, and get things going, even if the record doesn't come out immediately. It would give them new material (one or two new songs) to play during the upcoming shows.

What does everyone think? Likely, unlikely? Pie in the sky delusion? Fated inevitability?

hello everyone my name is frank and i am formally submitting my request to become a judge in the poetry slam competition i am fairly new to this community but i can say that i love the dootle dots and i love all of you no matter if youre nice or mean to me i genuinely mean that from the bottom of my heart.

i am a man who has been through some medical and emotional hardships lately but i am always positive and know that i can get through it no matter what especially with the help of this community even though i dont have support from blood family you all are now my chosen family and thats more powerful than anything else if you know what i mean perserverance is my biggest strength and i will apply that to the competition.

i humbly say that i feel that i am respected and well liked around here and that i have contributed a positive spirit and hope to thing around here and i can promise you that i will judge impartially even to those who have been horribly mean to me perhaps but i can promise that i will turn a blind eye to past experiences if the poetry is great and if its heartfelt who am i to deny the true winner their gold. yes i know some are very mean on here but i believe that kindness and love is meant to rise up above it all so i again humbly ask that you consider me as a judge for this competition love you all and as always god bless

hello somehow my account was hacked and a very disgusting thing was posted i cant even bring myself to say what but anyway it was posted when i was deep asleep and i just woke up and saw it and was shocked by the things i saw please ignore it.

i will have to try to change my password and make sure those pesky hackers dont do it again anyway just please ignore and believe me when i say i would never write such things any way as always god bless

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hello everyone first of all i am overwhelmed by seeing all the love that you all were sending me in my greatest time of need and again i apologize about all of the drinking because i am so disappointed in what it did to me and what it did to all of you and i feel like i let mel down and all the other doodleheads here but heres the thing.

when i was in my coma i had a vision and that vision told me that drinking is ok i just have to be more careful of it in the future so that is a good thing. second is that my asshole son is cut off from me moving forward on an almost permanent basis (his name is bill thanks a lot for trying to steal everything from me asshole) unless he somehow apologizes from the depths of his soul in a genuine manner but otherwise to hell with him and i want nothing to do with him ever again because he tried to steal my money and property and everything. and also i just found out he had almost taken a large portion of money from my investments that i didn't even know i have so my money problems are now over thanks be to mel.

and here's the other thing mel appeared to me in the vision in my coma and told me that drinking is ok in moderation and that jesus is not a real god i have to be honest it shook me to my core but mel is still teaching me what it means to be a true believer and i swear that there is something going on here with this show that is getting to the core of what religion and faith is all about. so i no longer believe in jesus in the same way at least which is so strange to me but mel is leading and guiding me along the way and i am so grateful for that.

anyway thank you all to all the ones who showed love and support and thank you even to the haters because you still proved my point that hating is a waste of time and you know even all the dots would agree with me (yeah even baxter i know unbelieveable right) but yeah everyone we should focus on being positive and happy right here and now because you know we don't know how much time we really have i almost died for petes sake.

i am currently entirely paralyzeed except for my left hand which isnt my dominant hand but im so grateful i at least have the use of one hand and arm and the doctors say there is a chance i will regain the use of my other arm and then maybe my legs but thats less likely but i still believe that i will eventually because mel told me everything will be ok and i really love that dot so much.

anyway i love you all and this is where i truly belong so cheers to everyone who drinks raise your favorite drink in your favorite glass well my doctors said maybe i shouldnt drink but you only live once right ha ha ha ha well cheers everyone and im excited to read up on everything to see what i missed when i was gone. hopefully i will never be gone like that ever again until the day i die.

oh and by the way if bill ever tries to message you in private or post anything on here please ignore him he is truly vile and i want nothing to do with him i wont trust him unless he well and truly repents anyways cheers again and as always god bless