▲ 23 r/vegancirclejerk
I would eat twice as much meat so one of you doesn't make any difference...
...however, since I would be vegan in between two bites, that means I would be twice as vegan as you... I will now stop consuming animals products altogether so I only become vegan ONCE, now you'll make zero difference!
Checkmate vegoons
u/ajakubski — 19 hours ago