People who say there's no such thing as bad publicity are wrong. That's not true. Bill Cosby's rape allegations weren't good for his comedy career. They only helped his podcasting career, and that's it.
Here are some jokes hot off the presses (also, please see note below*).
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I need a job with benefits, if you don't have a job with benefits, you end up looking for help in all the wrong places. I don't have health insurance, so I keep searching Google for "sexy nurse porn with real nurse tho."
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James Van Der Beek's widow paid an emotional tribute to her husband, whom she kept referring to as "wait -- that guy from Dawson's Creek?"
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These cybertrucks are just terrible, aren't they? It's actually the world's first racist car, did you know that? When the check engine light comes on, it calls you the n-word, that's crazy. But you're gonna get your oil change on time when that happens.
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I've been married to my wife for many years. It's a beautiful thing, but, you know, your romantic times change over the course of a long marriage. We recently had an anniversary, and to be sexy I told her I was going to get her a vibrator, and she said the only kind she wants is one that's dishwasher safe.
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(*Note: Hello, friends. I have a long and tortured relationship with performing, but I love writing jokes.
I have a bunch of jokes I like that I’ll probably never perform myself, so I figured I’d just post them here for people to take. Not in a “look how great these are” way -- more in a “joke writing is fun and sharing things is good” way.
If you use one, I’d genuinely love to see or hear it performed. And if you’re feeling especially generous, you buy me a coffee in my profile.
Be safe out there.