u/YoungBasedHooper

Forget the crossover—Shai Gilgeous-Alexander has perfected the most devastating offensive move in modern basketball: the majestic head-snap. The undisputed CEO of Free Throw Merchant Inc. is currently grifting his way to a completely normal and totally non-infuriating 12.25 trips to the charity stripe every single game. That isn't just leading the current playoff picture; itvs officially the most playoff-FTA by a guard of this decade, and the most since Westbrick in the 2016-2017 season. Truly inspiring stuff.

While other perimeter players are sweating it out trying to actually put the ball in the basket, SGA has cracked the matrix, proving that the most efficient way to dominate a postseason is simply to ask the referees for free points every time someone breathes in his general direction. 🦓📈