u/YakubuJackGowon

1. Get a canada dry and crack it open

2. Fly to iraq

3. Fly back

4. I forgot what we do on this step

5. I forgot this one too

6. Pickle your cabinet and chocolate your iphone

8. Give a pickled canada dry to the aquatic steak

9. Watch what happens

This subreddit

The lampshade is made out of the awkardness that forms when a person says “I bite my toenails off” during a conversation, this is so that when a lightbulb attempts to invade the lampshades homeland and screw itself in, it is met with a micro-sized russian-accented hamster wearing a peaked cap adorned with a red star and a large moustache

Turkeys also want to invade the lampshades homeland and launch a military operation on lampshade territory with the intent of capturing it for the use of making donuts, the conflicts between the turkeys and the lampshades have mirrored that of the India Pakistan conflicts.

This morning a banana without bones walked up a tophat and jumped into a swimming pool to look for the planet it just lost

I recommend you do this or else The Turkey will chase you into a conundrum where T-shirts with wings fly into cabinets and chocolate Iphones rotate like the revolutionaries they used to be