Hello vampire friends! Do any of you have favorite things to say in the moment when this happens to you? I was at an event the other day and having a nice chat with someone about my injured arm and he was sharing about an injury that he was nursing, when his wife cut in and told me that when I’m older I will understand that healing takes a lot longer. I got annoyed and said something like that I am old and the conversation was killed and I walked away.
I have my line about being a very young vampire, but sometimes I don’t really feel like having to give my age to someone I just met, not that I care about people knowing but it feels lately like it’s required of me while other people don’t have to do that. Any good one-liners to quickly say that just relay that you are older than they are assuming?