[FOR HIRE] Unemployed but weirdly talented 😭🙏
Hi people 😭🙏 Currently unemployed and job hunting, so while life is beating me up I decided to monetize my talents because surviving is expensive.
Services I’m offering for very affordable prices because we’re all fighting inflation together:
• texting your ex because some of y’all shouldn’t be trusted with that responsibility
• helping you reply without sounding desperate/obsessed
• listening to your life drama for an unreasonable amount of time
• online friend services 😭
• fake therapy sessions
• relationship advice from someone also figuring life out
• hyping you up before interviews, dates, or important moments
• helping draft dangerous/risky texts
• honest opinions on your situationship cinematic universe
• motivational talks when life is throwing hands
Prices are cheap fr because I’m broke and I assume some of you are too 👍
Available most of the day because unemployment has become my current career path 😭
DM if interested before I accidentally get my life together and disappear 🤣
I’m a girl 😭 and if you specifically need a guy for something, I know nice people willing to help too Everything stays confidential 🤝 and NO NSFW pls guys 😭