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Prophet Solomon slept with 70 women in one night?? (Sahih al-Bukhari 3424)

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The Prophet (ﷺ) said, "Solomon (the son of) David said, 'Tonight I will sleep with seventy ladies each of whom will conceive a child who will be a knight fighting for "Allah's Cause.' His companion said, 'If Allah will.' But Solomon did not say so; therefore none of those women got pregnant except one who gave birth to a half child." The Prophet (ﷺ) further said, "If the Prophet (ﷺ) Solomon had said it (i.e. 'If Allah will') he would have begotten children who would have fought in Allah's Cause." Shuaib and Ibn Abi Az-Zinad said, "Ninety (women) is more correct (than seventy).

Why the fuck are every single Abrahamic prophet David, Solomon, Muhammad so pathologically obsessed with sex, harems, child brides, and non stop fucking? Are they holy messengers of God or just ancient horny warlords using revelation as their personal dick pass? This is pathetic desert dick fantasy sold as divine truth. Mock it. Roast it. Expose it. No respect for this garbage.