u/VexImmortalis

Everytime I garb up in PPE to enter the OR or the IV room I feel a compulsion to let rip... and I'm not alone. It's time we addressed the flatulent elephant in the room. Fellow pharmacy tooters, I need your feedback:

How much is too much? I'm told that tearing ass does not compromise sterility of the environment. My latest media fill test, while incredibly awkward, did not show any breech in my sterile field regardless of the ante-room thunderclap I produced. I'm not 100% sure I would have passed the media fill test had I gone all the way down to brown town and the older I get the less I trust the gust.

I need options and solutions please!

Trying to prove something here so please be serious in your replies.

I've gone from easily double digits down to being able to count on one hand the number of dumps I take a week. If possible can you please provide your dose, length of time on dose, frequency of bowel movements color and consistency and weight of the turd itself both before and after you started reta. My own stats, for example:

BEFORE:

12 -17 times a week, approx 1. 98 lbs per shit. Playdough consistency, umber in color.

AFTER:

6mg of reta a week for about 2 weeks, 6 weeks total cycle so far. 4 times a week, approx 0.76 lbs per deuce. Soft-serve ice cream consistency, sepia to russet in color.

Hopefully I can get enough replies to make a chart, thanks everyone!