u/UglyShirts

So, lemme get this straight. They CUT this sketch, but allowed stinkers like "Mikey Day Gets His D**k Cut Off" and "What Is Feels Like to Talk to Mechanics" get through? Imagine being the graphic artist who had to make those standup cutouts. The wardrobe person who built those one-time-use knockoff Teletubby suits. Or any of the kids who were promised they'd get to be on TV, but had that yoinked away. I can feel EVERYONE'S secondhand disappointment. I'm not joking when I say this: whoever made the decision to cut this is a complete monster. I said what I said.

For the love of all that's holy, it's "could HAVE". "Should HAVE". "Must HAVE". ALWAYS. EVERY TIME. Or at least use the apostrophe abbreviation: could've, would've, should've. This is NOT difficult.

And don't get it twisted: I'm not picking on people who are having a hard time with English as a second language. I'm criticizing people who didn't bother to learn it as a FIRST. Pick up a book and READ for once in your miserable lives. This just always draws an immediate reaction of, "Oh, so you're a moron. Got it."