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What is the best bad movie every made?

What is the best bad movie every made?

Road House (1989) has to take the cake as the best "bad" movie ever made.

It takes itself so seriously while serving up a smorgasbord of cheese, cringe, and laughably hilarious action scenes that are so outrageous, they're actually good.

Every cringe line of dialogue is a classic, quotable work of low art. Every fight is the time of your life in entertainment. The mythology of a "famous bouncer" who not only is so good that bar owners scout him out a thousand miles away, but has a mentor who is also a legend, is brilliant.

The villains are so humanly corrupt and evil that you believe they could be at the next farm town over with connections to JC Penny.

Swayze delivers the best performance of his career, and Bruce Lee would've loved it. Add in the "beautiful doctor" he seduces, and it's the ultimate machismo fantasy that will remain a classic forever.

You can watch this movie on repeat for hours and never get bored (I say that because I've seen some channels literally run it back to back in recent years).

Wish they still made them like this.

u/Top_Cranberry_3254 — 1 day ago

The Dark Knight (2008)- Heath Ledger/Christopher Nolan's masterpiece

It has almost been 20 years now (18 to be exact), and I still find this film to be among the top 3 movies of the 21st century.

The reason why the amount of time that has passed matters, and I mentioned it first, is because it has been that long since we've had a movie that was so universally loved and adored.

Any movie that gets this much praise and hype from a controversial director is eventually going to draw its detractors and edgelords. For example, I've seen a youtube critic who basically discards it as nothing more than "the Heath Ledger show", with nothing more to offer. They critique everything else outside of Ledger's performance and philosophies.

While we have to respect everyone's opinion, they couldn't be more wrong. For me, Aaron Eckhart's Two-Face/Harvey Dent actually gives a near equal level performance and has a story that has more versimilitude than even the Joker.

The film is so phenomenal that amateur critics and professional critics still don't know how to react to it. Because Ledger's performance is so legendary, it's easy to dismiss the quality of everything else about it if caught up in an echo chamber.

The fact is that it's still one of the most successful films of all time, and for good reason. It's not a comic book movie, even though it is set in the comic book world. The performances from everybody are world class. The attention to detail is truly astounding. The writing doesn't deserve to be anywhere near a comic book world, too good.

Sure, it had to have blockbuster elements like epic action scenes and a little bit of suspension of belief at times, but this movies rocked the world. When it came out, the amount of people who said it was better than the raving critics reviews even said were true.

I saw it on opening weekend in 2008 in a packed theatre. I was a skeptic. I never in my life got into comic book movies, and I never even saw Batman Begins. To be totally honest, I liked Memento, but I didn't even know Christopher Nolan was the director. It was between college semesters for me in 2008, and I heard the hype. My local newspaper gave it 4 stars out of 4. So I went in, but as a skeptic. But, my lawd, by the end of it I was so blown away that I was speechless. I just wish we could get movies this phenomenal again.

So my favorite part is when Morgan Freeman is walking out of the surveillance room and Batman's voiceover is explaining, "sometimes people deserve to have their faith rewarded". It is the most powerful part for me still to this day every time I rewatch it, which is over a hundred times. Something about the controversy of the technology, the unethicality of it with Freeman's opinion about it, and the truth about faith (which is what Harvey Dent's arc failed at), which is what the two boats had to have. With that Hans Zimmer score going on, it's such a powerful final five minutes.

u/Top_Cranberry_3254 — 3 days ago
▲ 8 r/imdb

Will any new movie in the future be able to enter the TOP 3 on IMDB's Top 250?

I was just realizing how long it has been that Shawshank, The Godfather, and The Dark Knight have topped the list and how no new movies have even come close.

It really shines a light on just how hard it would be for any future movie to reach the top 3 for even a short period of time, and it also shows just how amazing of a phenomenon and movie The Dark Knight was in 2008.

The movie would have to be so universally loved at the time of release by just about everybody. It would probably also have to be made by a super famous director with a huge fan base since they already have the respect going into rating it. The writing, acting, editing, musical score, and ending would have to be about perfect.

So realistically, will any new future movie ever be able to compete with the current top 3? I actually don't think so.

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u/Top_Cranberry_3254 — 4 days ago
▲ 4 r/Fire

What would be the best country to FIRE to based on quality of life for how much farther your money takes you than in America?

I heard Thailand is a popular choice, or Vietnam, because your money can get you several times farther in mileage and if in the right areas, it can be a nice retirement.

What are the best countries that savvy money people retire to to get the best bang for their buck in quality of life and financial mileage compared to the U.S.?

I would prefer an Island nation, but am also looking for the consensus best ones, and also how far your money can get you in extra years compared to the U.S.

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u/Top_Cranberry_3254 — 6 days ago
▲ 5 r/Life

Was thinking about 20 years ago. Most of the technology was relatively the same. Cell Phones/Smart phones emerging, Myspace, dawn of Facebook,industry materialism, sports, electronics, etc.

But life was more innocent and simpler. I'd work, go shopping, check my texts, log into Myspace on occasion, sometimes Facebook. Rent a movie from Blockbuster, buy some cheap takeout food, call some people on the phone, sleep. Wake up, rinse, repeat.

Today, all of these tenets are still there, but they are on steroids. People constantly obsessed with what they look like on social media, major news outlets doing reports on social media posts, people living for their phones and fake internet friends, cheap takeout food no longer cheap but about a 100% markup while quality of the food has dropped, major companies and corporations have been closed for over a decade that were back then thought of as successful, and while movies are more abundant in quantity they are also half as good in quality and they flood your streaming app like begging you to watch them. People liked sx; now 50 Shades is the norm it seems like.

You no longer need 1 password for all of these dozens of "needed" sites. You need 3 authentication pages and a captcha. You have to have a cell because they have to text you a secret code. Back then, you just needed 1 password.

This is not "progress". This is "regress".

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u/Top_Cranberry_3254 — 7 days ago

Guys, so many conspiracy theories and conspiracies are exhausted by now, and we all know many of them are true.

I finally got a comment to make here.

I'm a huge avid outdoorsman and have been for about 2 decades. I literally run outdoors every single day for the last 20 years.

Now, let's get this out of the way: anyone who does basic research on weather manipulation (not even counting chemtrails which may be real too) knows that the government has had weather manipulating technology since the Vietnam War in the 60s (back then they used it to prevent more rain to make more offensive progress against the Vietcong, and this is all declassified now). It was even on the AHC channel (112 where I am) so it's not even covert at this point.

More elementary research will know China manipulated the weather for their Olympics in the 2000s to cause more or less snow at the Winter Olympics. It's all easily confirmable and verifiable with basic research.

Now, getting back to the present moment. I don't live near the ocean. I don't live in the Kansas/Oklahoma plains. I don't live near a Great Lake like Ontario, Eerie, etc.

I live in a very rural normal suburb of a big city, very far inland and nowhere near any body of water at all. We have small lakes, like ponds.

Well, let me tell you- In the past year, I am not even exaggerating. EVERY SINGLE DAY AND NIGHT, the wind is blowing like a hurricane or thunderstorm is coming through (in which case it would be normal, but it's just sunny and fair weather, no big fronts).

The key is this- It NEVER dies down.

I actually have studied Meterology also. I scientifically understand that when "fronts" move through, the wind can pick up...for a time. But it eventually settle down and evens out once the front moves in, which is usually only about an hor or two.

Again, I know living near plains and bodies of water with no mountains that there are "prevailing winds" that make them areas windy.

Now, here is another key detail: The wind does not blow in 1 direction. It blows bilaterally back and forth without choosing a single direction despite this geographical terrain. We are talking CONSTANT sustained 15 mph winds 24 hours MOST DAYS, not all, and gusts of 25-45mph WITH NO THUNDERSTORM, hurricane, tornadic clouds, no ocean, no great big lake, no plains. Even if it was a stiff 1-direction wind, that would be less suspicious. But it's not. The wind is back and forth often, like a tornado or severe thrunderstorm would cause.

My theory is they are experimenting with cooling the planet via artificial wind production.

I'm debating how they are doing it. Is it offshore windmills? At first I thought it was, but now I think they have a stratospheric weapon/technology high up above toward space that is generating the winds (because of the back and forth swirl effect). If it was 1-direction, then sure it could be windmills. But I'm almost certain now they have wind-producing tech in space that is generating this CONSTANT wind.

I only know this because I have thrived on being an avid outdoorsman for 2 DECADES almost like a religion. I run 4-6 miles every single day for the last two decades, and I have never seen such wind that is not caused by a thunderstorm, a big front coming through, or a hurricane, basically EVERY SINGLE DAY.

The key is that in the past, the wind can indeed pick up in "fair" conditions for a minute or a few, but it dies down and settles withing a couple of hours or less. But this is practically 24/7, and if not 24 it's like 20/7. Whenever there IS a day with little wind, it's scarce that it's like a "gift" and luxury. It'll pick up again for the next 4 days at 15mph avg with 30-45 mph gusts.

It took me a lot to share this. I mentioned it to a family member about 10 months ago, but I wanted to wait and see, like a scientist would, before I jumped to conclusions.

I do not live in Chicago, but I've been telling my family member that it's like we are in the Windy City because that's how windy it's been consistently for about 1 and a half years nonstop.

Basic physical science studies 101 show wind not only cools the temperature, but it also has an effect on the temprature of the sun's rays hitting the earth's surface.

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u/Top_Cranberry_3254 — 9 days ago