My bank just called me about suspicious activity on my account.
They didn’t believe I bought a gym membership.
u/TomKarelis — 9 hours ago
u/TomKarelis
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Me: Well look who came by for a little sucky sucky. . .
Vampire: don’t say it like that. . .
u/TomKarelis — 1 day ago