Wow! You guys are awesome. Here are some more pictures.
Sorry but I posted my plants the other day and didn't expect much attention so I didn't check Reddit until like two days later.
The parent plants are obviously the big boys up top. They're almost 3 years old and I believe they were originally planted 2-4 plants per pot, but I bought them so I don't know.
I water them every 7-10 days depending on the sun and wind that week. I'm in the Midwest and they can get 3-6 of direct sunlight per day, and plenty of indirect light. I have fertilized them once or twice in their lifetime but I used really diluted miracle grow fertilizer. They're all extremely root bound (last pic) and I need to size up their pots but I just haven't gotten around to it yet.
I have had at least 800 spiderettes because I own almost 100 plants. The last time I took cuttings, I pulled 136 and that was maybe a quarter at the time. I put them all in cheap plastic pots and the cheapest soil I can buy and I water them with a hose. I am never taking that many cuttings again.
One baby is suuuuuper variegated and I'm curious to see how it grows. It is currently rooting so it is going strong. If anybody knows more about that one in particular, let me know. I have only had 1/800 grow that white.