The "IIT Bombay Dropout" in Sahyadri
In sahyadri there was this one 🥷🏻 here who is genuinely the Final Boss of Yapping.
When college started, this dude was walking around like he was the messiah of NITK. He tells everyone he’s a double dropper and drops this "tragic" backstory: apparently, in his first drop, he pulled an AIR 670 in JEE Advanced and was chilling in IIT Bombay CSE. But then—get this—he says he got kicked out after 2 months because of some "documentation issue" with his caste certificate.(He is SC)
He then says he took a second drop, but since he wasn’t eligible for Advanced anymore, he "only" gave Mains. He told us he didn't even study a single page after leaving IIT Bombay because he was "depressed," and that's the only reason he "fell" to a 1.5k rank in mains 2025 and ended up here in IT.
But the flex didn’t stop at books. This mf really tried to convince the whole wing that he was juggling 7 or 8 girlfriends at once back home. He’d legit sit there telling us how multiple girls were begging him to go to prom but he denied them all because they weren't on his level. Whenever we’d talk about coding, he’d just yawn and say he already knows every language and the 1st-year syllabus is "too boring" for his brain.
Fast forward to the Sem 1 results: The "IITB Genius" pulls up with a 2.5 CGPA and only 12 credits cleared. 🤡
The math wasn't mathing, so I managed to get a look at his actual admission docs (don't ask how). I saw the JEE result with my own eyes: 49 percentile. Over 7 Lakh rank. He’s here on an SC + PwD quota. And the funniest part? The guy looks 100% fine. No physical issues, nothing. That PwD certificate is looking sus as hell, but I guess his real disability is being a pathological liar.
I ain't lying at all. Some of uh might have guessed whom Im talking bout.
(Was so bored today so thought to kick this 🥷🏻 a$$)