








This Is What I Get for Going to That Hood Hair Salon in Cahaya
So out of curiosity, my Zoi decided to check out the new hair salon in Cahaya. The second he pulled up, I noticed it was in the hood part of town, so I figured, okay, they probably know how to hook him up since he has braids.
My Zoi sat down with the local barber and asked for a nice twist-out with dyed tips. Why did this fool push my Zoi’s wig so far back that he ended up BALD!? 💀
My Zoi was so furious that he extorted the barber for like 3,000 Meows, and naturally the shop owners called the police on him right after. 🤣
My Zoi went from getting a failed lineup to standing in a police lineup in the same afternoon. 😭