From...where they get their corn from a jar – ROCKY TOP,

• Brie Bella and Page verbal face-off with Judgement Day
• Oba open challenge
• 6-man tag, Joe Hendry and the Stret Profits v The Vision
• Jacob Fatu will bend the knee

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From the bay in Tampa,

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From OMAHA...OMAHA...OMAHA..HUTT HUTT,

• Contract signing between Roman and Jacob Fatu
• Sol Ruca signs to Raw
• Iyo Sky and Asuke have therapy
• Oba Femi open challenge
• Je'von Evans and Penta v Rusev and Ethan Page
• JD bobblehead v Finn

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Well it was an interesting day of SHPORTS yesterday between the Ponies running, and the Hoomans playing their sports ball.

Another loss, that is three on the bounce, I believe this is what the kids call a pattern. What is it going to take for this club to stamp their authority on this season. What do you see missing from this team after the break?

How many of y'all made it to the game or where able to watch it? How we feeling about that red card? And did Utah player also deserve to see Red.

Come vent with us now that you have had a day to sleep on it, gotten a couple of Mimosas in your system as you prepare to watch the Devil Wears Prada 2 to cap your weekend?

Good Morning you WONDERFUL SOL ROSA FANATICS!!!

Its time to get back to winning ways against today's opponent from Big Love country, but with less drama and more competence than Bill Paxton trying to manage three partners...please. Let's just have a game where we don't suffer, it'll be a great confidence booster for the squad.

Game Information:

2026 NWSL Match Week 6
Angel City FC v Utah Royals
Friday, 2 May 2026
Kickoff at 1745 PDT
At BMO (The Banque) Stadium

Looking for tickets or trying to get rid of some for this game? Here’s a link.

You can stream on Ion
You can listen on iHeart Radio

A-Z Guide for BMO Stadium per ACFC. The Banque has a clear bag policy that must fit within certain parameters, which can be found in the A-Z guide.
Need to get to or park at The Banque?
The YASSS QUEEN advises you to use a combination of Transit App and Pantograph App to get to the Banque via public transportation.

Information about our Supporters’ Groups can be found here.

Box Office opens: 1000 PDT
Team store opens: 1000 PDT
Parking lots open: 1315 PDT
Sol Rosa Rally: 1615 PDT
Stadium gates open: 1615 PDT

Tree things you "apparently" need to know
Matchup Insights

Angel City Scouting Report
NWSL Preview

Player Availability Report
Taylor Vincent scoop

Match Hype:

Jumped out of bed early this morning, grabbed my cup of Joe on the go, and started up the Mountain Top of Hype like I was running for the Roses. As I got to the Apex there stood our YASSS Queen with a betting slip in her hand.

YQ: Momma needs a new pair of shoes! Who you got Shlomo?

SH: Uhhh...Angel City?

YQ: NO! For the Derby? Its the Run for the Roses today?

Sh: So you aren't going to watch the game?

YQ: Of course, why not both. Money line for ACFC is a +130 for the win, with and over/under of 2.5 goals. But in the Derby I got Renegade, Commandment, and Father Ado to Win, place, and show respectively.

SH: How much did you bet?

YQ: An uncomfortable amount...Birkenstocks aren't cheap.

SH: Oh right, the shoes. Well, are any of those Bob Baffert trained horses?

YQ: No, thats Litmus Test, and Potente and they are 20-1 and 30-1 favorites, that's not smart money.

SH: Okay, then I guess put me down for a brick on that +130 for ACFC.

YQ: That's the spirit.

Volemos!!!

Transcribed by your Ol’ Pal Shlomo
Metatron to her YASSS QUEEN