This is why I don't talk to strangers...
I have new neighbors next door. A man and a woman...I have never talked to the woman, but the man introduced himself and smiles and says hello when I see him out front. I dont know if they are a couple or if they are just roommates.
A few days ago he saw me outside and says, "Hey! I been meaning to ask you something. Do you smoke? If so, I should come over and smoke with you sometime."
I was thinking it was kinda weird that he was asking me to smoke at MY house, instead of inviting me to his house...but I said that sounds cool I'll text you my number which seemed like a good idea to do anyway because we live next door to each other and have pets.
I texted him so that he would have my number, and as you can see in my screenshots....shit got weird. I need a good reply that will make him feel like the dumbass he is and let him know that I am not interested in having any type of relationship with him other than NEIGHBOR. I feel like he was really trying to find out of I had a boyfriend. The cat outfit/ tail question was too much though. That's some creepy/ weirdo shit to ask somebody you just met.
I have not replied yet and as you can see in the screenshots, his dumbass keeps texting. I have no problem being direct or rude. I am very good at that. I just have not found the right words yet in the right order.
"This is why I dont talk to strangers."
I could reply with that. But will he GET IT?