This is THEIR GAME. Not only did they make the world map and all the npcs and playable characters but also controls the plot(fate)
And is also the one character that set EVERYTHING UP.
THIS IS CELESTIA’S GAME AND ALL YALL ARE SIDE CHARACTERS. WOOOOOOOOOOO
Also Celestia is the only one whose rule and plan actually guarantees safety for Teyvat.
You want to go outside to the dying universe? Boo hoo SUCK IT UP FRAUDS.
PHANES haunting the narrative with hype moments and aura and who has more visible feats and not statements like offscreenlogi
Genshin means original god. PHANES IS THE NAMESAKE OF THIS FUCKING GAME.
CELESTIA IS BETTER THEN ALL OF YALL BECAUSE I SAY SO
The amount of times I’m at my wits end trying to explain the nuance of the HP’s actions to somehow explain why they are a faction worth rooting for.
Then I got asked why bother when everyone does it?
And HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
Your right.
Every endgame faction in Genshin has done some fucked up shit. Each with circumstantial explanation and nuance.
So why does it even matter?
The agenda is Celestia is the way to go because their rule and plans are ultimately best for everyone.
Which still applies regardless of the morality of the nails or the first war or the curses of the wilderness and immortality. Those are individual actions that are in response to hiccups and other people messing shit up. It has no affect on the overarching plan
Celestia’s plan and PHANES’ rules are literally the only thing keeping Teyvat from sinking into the abyss and everyone in game is starting to realize it like the Hexen.
And what’s funny is.
Celestia’s crimes are mass murder, ecocide, colonialism, and collective punishment.
Fatui: colonialism, mass murder(inciting wars) child experimentation, child grooming, espionage, destabilization, etc
Dragons: eating people, mass murder, bombing humanity back to the Stone Age then orchestrating Thor society so they kill each other and stay primitive savages, abyssal usage, child grooming(Kukulkan)
Celestia’s crime list is ironically smaller and less varied than everyone else’s.
So I don’t give a shit anymore. Celestia number one. Fuck them dragons, fuck them Kheanri’ahns, fuck them Fatui.
“Top three harbingers has the power of gods”
Tied with the only human archon
Bush camps to steal power instead of honorable one v ones
Is a god
Machines they made in their ambition turned against them by outside forces? Check
The cherry on top is that it’s Kheanri’ahn tech too.
Creating a fiery scene that looks all too familiar.
Moral of the story:
#ThoseWhoDreamOfDreamingShouldNotDream
Literally what’s the point of these grand ambitions. Most are lucky to live a happy normal life. Why do you have to go beyond that. Especially with the Heavens telling you “don’t do that”
This is the Tower of Babel allegory in Hyperborea all over again. Unchecked ambition only leads to ruin for you and everyone around you.
We will change it to where the Den of Ravens(new house of spiders) actually succeeded in creating a ceasefire.
Every finger gies on about their day.
No Wing fell
No abnos were released
Etc.
Do we retcon some of the most recent lore developments on the subs? Im seeing that people are unhappy with how things currently are. So maybe we gotta reset.
At which point should we reset to? And why stuff should we keep?
Not again! That mimic Rien guy has to be stopped!
They’re a bunch of first graders? I better stay in Snezhnaya or I’m FINISHED
We already got easy justification for most things Celestia does. Now imagine what will happen when we get their point of view, especially PHANES. As we still don’t have that in the story yet.
We have an explanation of their actions and motivations but it’s so loose that people dismiss half of it. Wait till we get a personal PHANES flashback.
Dragons: Kukulkan and Och Kan
Fatui: self explanatory
Fontaine: SELF EXPLANATORY.
Hyperborea: eugenics experiments
Kheanri’ah: crimson moon orphans, then later orphans like Rerir into assassins