I was in Freiburg, Germany, eating this immaculate dark sausage. I thought it was just fancy smoked ham. Then the waiter told me it was 'Zungenwurst'—literally pig’s blood and pickled tongue.
I just checked the fees for some private unis in Mumbai/Thane and they’re asking for ₹1.5 Lakh+ per semester. Meanwhile, every 'entry-level' job on Indeed requires a Master's, 3 years of experience, and the ability to teleport through Mumbai traffic—all for a starting salary that barely covers my train pass and one Vada Pav a day. 🍟🚫 Is the 'Mental Health Boom' only for the 0.0001 percentile of clinic owners, or are we all just paying for an expensive hobby? 😂🏛️
My ghosh, I see all these stats about 'Gray Divorce' (people over 50) hitting all-time highs and young people refusing to marry. What is the actual point of staying in a 'broken' contract in 2026? Is it for the kids, or is it because the 'entry-level' cost of being single is now higher than the cost of living with someone you low-key can't stand? Is 'love' just a 0.0001 percentile luxury now? 😂💼