Are 1980s Goldwings ever stolen?
I was wondering in general if 1980s Goldwings are ever theft targets. My guess is no given they are extremely heavy and basically worthless (in the grand scheme of motor vehicle values).
On the motorcycle sub you always see posts like "You need to have at least 3 different locking devices on your motorcycle, one time I went into the gas station to take a piss and 3 mexicans came up and loaded my bike onto a trailer and drove off in 30 seconds flat".
Its usually dudes on 400 pound, high value modern litre sport bikes though. Like do people steal 800lb Goldwings? You sure as hell aren't lifting it onto a trailer without an entire team of people and even rolling it would be pretty hard, but I don't know how hard it is for an experienced thief to just get on one of these and bypass or force the ignition.
My work has a gated parking lot so I'm not worried about it being stolen from there, I live in the middle of nowhere so home isn't a concern either. I'm mostly wondering about these supposed "30 second thefts" that happen while your inside Walmart getting groceries.