I am once again asking. Who are we at war with?
Jesus Christ on a stick, man. I go on vacation for a week and we’re at war? I do not have time for this! My four-year-old keeps asking me what happens if we launch various objects into the sun. My two-year-old shat his pants on the second level of the Eiffel Tower. My husband spent a little bit too long staring at a unicorn tapestry and now I fear I’m going to have to read {Used by the Unicorn} to learn some new tricks to keep the romance alive.
My legs are tired. My feet are sore. I cannot battle right now. I simply cannot.
I suppose I should make this more relevant to the sub, so I will end by saying that I saw a magnificent Joan of Arc statue in Notre Dame and she’s going to go on the OG FMC bracket that Bin and I will do someday. Teenage girl hearing voices and then leading an underpowered army into battle? Fucking iconic.
I know Allison already posted about this, but please, for the love of all that is holy, could someone please tell me what is going on?