u/Rata_Cata

Guys, I have realized my mistakes, thanks for the awards (original post https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1sceiyr/comment/oeajcf3/ ) this wasn't an engagement post, I GENUINELY DIDN'T KNOW THAT HE WAS GAY I SWEAR, I have just been so conditioned to automatically think everyone is straight I never really questioned anything else. To the people pm me, my parents are atheist and pretty supportive, I'm out of the closet and they knew I was at least gonna be gender non-conforming by the time I was 6. Sorry for Thanks y'all have a good day. TL;DR TIFU by telling the Internet I thought Elton John was straight in an off handed comment.
I have to keep typing to hit the charter limits sooo

Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy Because I'm easy come, easy go Little high, little low Any way the wind blows doesn't really matter to me, to me

Mama, just killed a man

Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger, now he's dead Mama, life had just begun But now I've gone and thrown it all away Mama, ooh, didn't mean to make you cry If I'm not back again this time tomorrow Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters

Too late, my time has come

Sends shivers down my spine, body's aching all the time

Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go

Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth Mama, ooh (any way the wind blows)

I don't wanna die

I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all

I see a little silhouetto of a man

Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango?

Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frightening me (Galileo) Galileo, (Galileo) Galileo, Galileo Figaro, magnifico But I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me He's just a poor boy from a poor family Spare him his life from this monstrosity

Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?

بسم الله

No, we will not let you go (let him go)

بسم الله

We will not let you go (let him go)

بسْمِ اللهِ

We will not let you go (let me go)

Will not let you go (let me go)

Will not let you go (never, never, never, never let me go)

No, no, no, no, no, no, no

Oh, mamma mia, mamma mia

Mamma mia, let me go

Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me

So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?

So you think you can love me and leave me to die?

Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby

Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here

Ooh

Ooh, yeah, ooh, yeah

Nothing really matters, anyone can see

Nothing really matters

Nothing really matters to me

Okay, in my defense, I grew up in a conservative town and was really sheltered by literally every adult except my parents, I moved to California and told one of my new friends I thought it was kinda funny they called Freddie Mercury "the king of the gays" in a video they had sent me, they asked why, I said "cause I notice a lot that really flamboyant singers, mostly guys are called gay just because they dress in more unusual ways." They got quiet and said "Freddie Mercury WAS gay" I knew he had a fiance who was a woman so I disagreed, one very quick Google search later and I learned Freddie Mercury was not infact, straight. My friends will not stop making fun of me (they're so nice s/) but yeah. TL;DR I thought Freddie Mercury was straight and just called gay cause he's flamboyant (like Elton John or Harry Styles) and arguing about it and now im being made fun of by my friends.

I'm watching Bohemian Rhapsody the movie right now Jesus Christ I'm learning alot