u/QuantumPlankAbbestia

▲ 212 r/overheard

I know, I'm an American

At Sabiha Gökçen international airport, while looking around the food court to get lunch. I'm exploring the Subway offering.

Subway isn't massive in Europe, this is a small place with one small counter and two employees, serving one client.

"I want the turkey. Yes, marinated turkey. More. Put more."

"Sir, this is the standard amount."

"I WANT MORE"

"We have a procedure, this is the standard amount, I can put more and charge you a supplement."

"That is not the standard amount! I'm American, I know what the standard subway looks like. PUT MORE!".

I felt bad for all parties involved, but when I went back for my sandwich the more senior of the two employees was laughing with him, so I guess all was good in the end.

He also facetimed his wife from the plane while we were taking off, then started doomscrolling tiktok as soon as we landed and showing fellow travellers the reels.

Interesting fella.

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