u/Proper-Wealth3983

I've asked people about their "Heaven Plan" a few days ago and it seems like not many people have thought about this. So I've decided to share my vision for a "Heaven Plan".

Two things will happen when one reaches this "Heaven":

First, a glowing, circular field appears around the user's feet, which slowly begins to grow at an increasing rate. All land that is covered by the golden glow is transformed into Blessed Lands.

Non-Stand users who are caught in the Blessed Lands will experience one of two scenarios:

1. Those that are unworthy will die (the vast majority of the world population).
2. Those that are worthy will develop a Stand (only a select few scattered all over the world).

The process can only be stopped if the user is killed. If not, then the entire world will become one large Blessed Land.

Second, the User is granted the ability: No Surprises (a reference to the song by Radiohead)

No Surprises is encapsulated by the phrase: "put yourself in my shoes".

Essentially, the Stand allows the user to swap all immediate, threatening Fates with its source.

Imagine an assailant is fated to stab someone in the heart with a knife. No action taken by the victim can defend against the fatal wound. The moment the assailant goes for the stab, they will suddenly find themselves standing right where the victim was with their own knife in their own chest. Since such actions were fated to happen, the assailant themselves cannot change the Fate that would've killed the victim. The victim would be teleported to the attacker's position and will survive, as they have swapped with the enemy's Fate to live.

This applies to any form of attack or phenomena that threatens anyone’s wellbeing.

No Surprises can automatically detect any fated threats within the Blessed Land, which would then automatically trigger the ability.

However, the user is given a special privilege. Should they choose to do so, they can attack anyone without suffering the consequences of their actions. 

This ability essentially removes free will to an extent, as any intent to harm someone will be a futile endeavor. Should someone try to kill, insult, steal, etc., they shall face the consequences/effects. People can still “choose” to harm someone, but they’ll just be harming themselves in the end.

To reach this "Heaven", one needs to complete this list of tasks:

1. Assemble the Holy Corpse and merge with it.
2. With the Corpse, travel to the Church of the Holy Sepulchre in Jerusalem. The land which church stands on shall serve as a catalyst for the Ultimate Blessing.
3. Mix equal parts red wine and one's own blood. Drink one mouthful.
4. Then, speak these 11 phrases:
   1. Drowning Hymns
   2. Ivory Tower
   3. Porcelain Innocence
   4. Living Exodus
   5. Gold Leaf
   6. Carbon Monoxide
   7. Free Bird
   8. In Vein
   9. Guiding Light
   10. Perfect World
   11. End Aesthetic
5. The Ark of the Covenant will be summoned before you. Open it.
6. Bathe in the light within it and achieve "Heaven".

The very person to enact this plan is someone who is disappointed with the current state of the world, and the current state of humanity. Despite the merits of humanity, the user is convinced that humanity has been consumed their dark side for too long (war, genocide, torture, exploitation, oppression, discrimination, pollution, ignorance, etc.).

This "Heaven Plan" will work to fulfill two objectives:

1. Force everyone to "play nice". Anyone who attempts to hurt another will only hurt themselves via the Holy Corpse's power to redirect "misfortune" back at the attacker.
2. Punish humanity. It breaks down all preconceived notions of superiority (no one truly knows if they have the strength of will to bear the blessing until after they are judged by the Holy Corpse). No amount money, weapons, or influence will matter; there's no escape. It also tortures humanity with the ultimate regret, as if their inaction and sins have finally caught up to them and it is too late to make up for anything (to right any wrongs. This is the "End Aesthetic".

All of this is to ensure that no one will never be disappointed again. The world becomes a paradise of absolute peace.