u/Professional-Soil576

Indian food.

(Technically a repost that I deleted cause I thought it would be ok. Nope. My penis got buried under skin(could still piss though) so I nearly had a heart attack when I got a boner. It looked like an Ankh, or the Key of Life from egyptian mythology. Had to go to the doctor. He told me that if I hadn't come in when I did, it would've snapped. Am I cooked?