Izuku Still Can’t Connect His Brain to His Mouth
Taking ideas from the comments
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Final round of the festival, after Izuku defeats Shoto
Ochako: [Izu, if you beat Bakugo, I’ll do whatever you ask]
Izuku: [Anything?]
Ochako: [Y-yes]
Izuku: [When I get back, I’ll claim your melons]
Ochako and the girls: [Whaaaat!!!]
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After humiliating Bakugo on national television
Izuku: [I’ve come to claim my reward]
Ochako: [W-wait, let me prepare—here? At least let’s go to a private room]
Izuku takes Ochako’s fruit plate and picks out all the melon pieces.
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Encounter with Toga
Izuku (thinking): Interesting Quirk… but does it strictly require blood, or is DNA enough? Does it have to be human DNA, or could it be from an animal? Maybe raw meat or even cow’s milk could satisfy her Quirk’s needs…
Izuku: [Have you considered consuming other fluids? I could help you with some milk]
Toga, stumbling: [W-wait, I like you and all, but that’s way too fast even for me]
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Combat training with Class 1-B
Izuku vs Reiko
[Wow, this Quirk would be amazing to use in bed at night]
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Izuku vs Setsuna
Setsuna has Midoriya surrounded, throwing debris at him from all directions.
Izuku: [I swear, when I find your slippery ass, I’m going to have some fun with it]
Setsuna makes sure there are no cameras around.
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In the dorms
Kyoka didn’t know what to think about what she had just heard. Earlier, Izuku had gone into Iida’s room, and aside from the groaning, she heard…
[It’ll only hurt at first]
[Relax your muscles, you’re too tense]
[Spread your legs more]
Kyoka jumps when Midoriya walks into the common room.
Izuku: [What? You want a turn too?]
Kyoka: [Y-YES!!!]
Izuku gets dragged into Kyoka’s room.
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Glimpse into the future
Why does Izuku’s costume have a muzzle that prevents him from talking?
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Incident 1:
Izuku: [You’ve been a very bad girl… I’ll have to punish you]
The villain watches as the young hero pulls out a whip suspiciously similar to Midnight’s, unsure whether to run or let herself get captured.
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Incident 2:
Class 3-A had graduated—they were now pro heroes, giving their first group interview.
Reporter: [What’s behind your effective teamwork?]
Izuku: [They know how to move their as—]
Izuku is tackled by his classmates before he can finish.
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Incident 3:
A fire-type villain was causing trouble.
Izuku: [Don’t worry, I brought special restraints for hot types like you. There’s a new tie-up Midnight taught me that I want to try]
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Many prisons report that inmates request Hero Viridian to conduct cavity searches.
Izuku becomes the new R18 hero.
Izuku holds the record for non-violent arrests since records began.
Many villains start a petition asking for Hero Viridian to work as a prison guard.