Dear burger, I miss you
[This is not a meme or parody. This is me sitting here on reddit and being jealous of everyone enjoying burgers while I suffer because my stomach can no longer digest beef or turkey or chicken. I really loved burgers so much. I miss them. These are my true feelings]
I miss the smell in the air of fresh beef paired with the aroma of salt and potatoes.
I miss seeing you be so juicy as you are paired with tomatoes, lettuce, onion and condiments.
I love when you are large and I love when you're mini.
I love when you get experimental with your toppings no matter how strange they may be.
I love how you use to taste on my tongue.
Nothing can compare to a fresh cut of beef. Oh how addicting you were even to the last bite.
One patty, two patty ,even three patty
I would eat you all up.
But now we must part my dear friend beef burger, chicken burger and turkey burger too.
Alas I have been cursed with the introlence for meat except fish.
Do I dare venture into fish burger territory?
Is it safe? I tried the vegan and vegetarian route.
And though they are delicious but, they do not compare to the real deal.
Oh burger ,who was my best friend, I will miss you and I'll never forget all the memories we once shared 💔
Yours truly , Gloomy for burgers