It took about as long for people to notice the "i" was missing from "business" as it did for the monk to confess to stealing it.
u/Outside_Normal — 1 day ago
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I couldn't say anything when my parents took my money from my savings account because it was used to pay for my little sister's medication.
u/Outside_Normal — 1 day ago
I was sat on the toilet for so long the motion-sensor light turned off plunging the bathroom in total darkness.
Still, I dared not move for fear of bringing back the beast that chased me in here in the first place.
u/Outside_Normal — 1 day ago
The doctor's tendency to rush things resulted in multiple misdiagnoses, which meant he had few repeat visitors.
u/Outside_Normal — 4 days ago
It was bad enough to learn there was a secret webpage on the college's intranet that rated hookups, but even worse to discover I was near the bottom of the list with a rating of "BTN".
u/Outside_Normal — 4 days ago
▲ 14 r/TwoSentenceComedy
I was so apprehensive about calling my boss to get the authorization to reboot the servers, I thought I'd be funny and joke that this could be a social call.
u/Outside_Normal — 8 days ago
"I'm going to miss you the most, Mommy," my child said to me.
u/Outside_Normal — 8 days ago